XylophonicMonkey

if it's one thing I hate it's when no talent bozos get all the fancy equipment to make lots of shitty art. In other entirely seperate news I gots a new toy XD

/While the Melvins can be dull and repetitious, their place in rock history is interesting, even if it is just a minor footnote./ Whoa, hold the superfluous poetry! Someone should write spotify and explain that the genome responsible for understanding the finer points of irony and cynicism died with the generation raised on bakugan and teletubbies. Someone with a stronger stomach and a better tourette's filter than me.

Sometimes things doesn't want to be the stuff you want it to be... I decide to make a giant and he turns into ETs older brother who's on steroids and turns up the noisy 'kids-now-a-days' music whenever mom wants to talk to him. I sculpt a head and after about five minutes realize its a bearded skinhead with namor's bestfriends face grafted on. And as it is mordheim season I thought it better to be safe than sorry and make a spare necromancer, thinking it would be cool if he was a bit distorted as that seems to be the period I'm in at the moment and all of a sudden I have 40 frolicking frenziedly dancing flagellant's all over the table. Lo